I will easily become pregnant the day we decide the time is right
I will not tell anyone until 12 or 16 weeks
I will not do the 'oh it's pregnancy brain' in the same way people pull the 'ditsy blond' act
I will not stress about whether everything is going ok
I will not complain about being tired - pregnancy is a gift
I will not stress about what I'm eating
I will get plenty of sleep
I will not snap at friends who say 'I told you so' or 'just you want and see' etc
I will go my own way and tell people where to stick their advice
I will have a natural childbirth
Sounds easy, doesn't it? - I wonder how right I'll be!
FYI Pregnancy brain is actually been scientifically proven so you have an excuse now!! Oh and it does not go away BTW! LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's good news, I know if I ever do get pregnant I'm going to turn into the completely stereotypical pregnant woman - I can just dream that it will be different. And there's no way I'm going to be able to keep that news to myself!
ReplyDeletei'm giggling! this is so true and honest ... and i think we all experience this! =)
ReplyDeleteI just have a feeling I'm going to be completely stereotypical when we do decide to have kids, so thought it would be funny to put this down now and then look back at it. It's funny how our perspectives can change so quickly!
ReplyDeleteApril